teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

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imsammarie: You love All girls except white girls 😞

dynastylnoire:

jonesydaking:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for

lmaooo at “Chance The Rapper makes good music”

This post is gold

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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shwagerr:

nichole337vevo:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

is this bad girls club?

which season of bgc was this

wasnt this first season?

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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jamesfactscalvin:

ultrafacts:

Source

(via sloppyrectum)

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

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snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

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dynastylnoire:

theblacksideoftown:

englishanthony:

negritaaa:

"diet nigga"
help me jesus

By far the most honest shit on the internet.

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ROFLLLL!!!!!
Diet nigga though!

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myfitness-app:

Basic Stretches for Tight Hips from Popsugar

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psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

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